Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Marcus is such a cool guy... no really!

My roommate Marcus rocks. No seriously, bear with me. I don't care what everyone else says about him, like that he smells like wet cat feces or that he once stepped on a little boy and threw pebbles at his head for two hours in an empty KFC parking lot. I'm willing to look beyond Marcus's evil deeds and see the truly special person that I live with. Even though every morning he goes out into the woods behind the apartment building and shoots baby rabbits with a twelve gauge for breakfast, I see the sentimental side of him when he immolates the hides and bones in a tiny bonfire and weeps for the slain after the hunt. Just this afternoon he was telling me about his hatred for mexicans, blacks, indians, jews, and the turkish when he suddenly stopped to giggle at a baby hippopatomus wallowing in the mud on Discovery Channel. I saw his soft side that appreciated cuddly little Congo River creatures. Of course, he laughed even louder and more maniacally when a huge crocodile snatched the little hippo out of the water and snapped it's neck in a single thrash, but there were those few seconds where he exposed his inner self and showed me who he really was. So the next time you think Marcus is going to flip out and rip your heart out and eat it in front of you (which he actually did to a hobo the last time we were in Phoenix, I had to rush Marcus to the ER because he wouldn't stop convulsing and talking about a "nacho sunrise" after the orgy of death with the vagrant), just remember what I said: Marcus is good people.

SOTM: Eric Clapton - Cocaine (Cocaine Lines remix)

Personality

Stole this link from Jason K.

http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html

My results are below, take the test and post your results as a comment, I'm interested in seeing how well I actually know my friends. And if I get no responses, I'll know that I actually have NO friends :( jk...

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Empathy |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Food indulgent |||||||||||| 43%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50%
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SOTM: Linkin Park & Jay Z - One Step Closer/99 Problems remix

Monday, April 18, 2005

Naps rock

First night at the apartment was pretty rough. It was hot and noisy (roommate snoring and pipes creaking) and I didn't sleep that great. I took a nap after class for about two hours and it was glorious.

My marketing class's group presentation is coming up on May 2nd, so I'll be pretty preoccupied with that (not necessarily busy, since I'll leave most of it to the last minute). We're doing a comparative analysis of Duracell and Energizer, so we need to come up with an idea of how to make batteries exciting. Yeah...

That's it for now.

SOTM: Beck - E Pro

Sunday, April 17, 2005

OMG APARTMENT H4X!!!!!!!!111!!oneoneeleven!

Got moved in today. The new apartment is at the address below:

65 College Dr.
Apt. 15
Platteville WI 53818

Phone number is:

608-348-2838

Online contacts remain the same.

I played Counterstrike without lag for the first time in two years and it was glorious. Too bad I went 7-20. I'm so out of practice it's sad.

So yeah, that's about it. I don't feel like going to class tomorrow, but alas, I must. Wait... maybe not?

SOTM: Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds

Friday, April 15, 2005

Some links

Some fun sites for all you boyz and girlz (kickass, I can call "women" girls now and not have to worry about housing overhearing!)

http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

According to this site, www.uwplatt.edu is 97% evil. I can't make this up...

http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/william_the_conqueror/

Chronicles the life of William the Conqueror, including his unsavory funeral proceedings...

That's all for now.

SOTM: Rage Against the Machine - Township Rebellion

It has begun

It's official: I'm fired. See the Cow Manure post for further details.

In a way I'm glad. Housing is a terrible organization, as a leaser and as an employer. They are aloof, wasteful, and bureaucratic in the extreme. That being said, I'll miss the job, getting to know people, working with a group of kickass individuals, and the residents. My biggest concern is being portrayed by the central staff as a villian. I really don't give a shit about my reputation with them, but I do care about my reputation with my fellow RAs. I do know that the RAs who I've talked to have been supportive and have agreed with my stance on the issue. I suppose that those are the only people I should really care about and the rest of the RAs can go screw themselves, but alas, I do care, and will care for quite some time. I've made a lot of friends during the past two years though the job, and I really don't want to lose any, or worse, make enemies.

I'll be moving in with a former resident of mine, Marcus, on the 17th for one month, and then will be moving again to the University Apartments on May 15th. Hooray for inefficiency and rigid guidelines! It's not like they're going to hire an RA for my wing for a month. My room will be empty, which is just stupid, because I could stay here, pay the $292 that housing is asking for a month's stay, and move out when everyone else moves out. But when you incur the wrath of the three blind mice, there is no telling where it will stop. Hyperbole; yes, my opinion; yes, does it make any sense; NO.

SOTM: Powerman 5000 - Operate, Annihilate

Monday, April 11, 2005

Processing... Processing... Processing...

I'm kind of in a state of limbo right now, waiting to see how the firing decision plays out. I went in for my appeal today with the head of housing, and I want to say it went well, but I left with a really ambiguous feeling, so it could go either way at this point. In any case, I hope people are able to learn the truth about what happened instead of being fed something by Housing, and are able to learn about what you can and can't do as an RA. I suggested during my appeal today that a fall training mini session about pranks be developed so other RAs don't get in trouble, and Rhonda (head of housing) seemed to like the idea. Hopefully it gets implemented, I really don't want all this crap I've been going through to be for naught.

So other than that, my life has been even less eventful than before I found out about all this. I have been very busy not being an RA for the past few days. I played football and frisbee golf this weekend, and was knee deep in doing nothing at all. I have a paper due for Community Corrections on Wednesday (I think), so I'll be busy all night tomorrow banging that out. As for now, I'm going to watch some tv or a movie, or maybe play some HOI2, or maybe do nothing but stare at the wall for a while. I don't know. But that's just how I roll...

SOTM: Chemical Brothers - Galvanize

Friday, April 08, 2005

Cow Manure

Well, I got fired from Housing. Read the letter I wrote to my residents and fellow RAs, it explains everything:

Residents of 3rd North and Fellow Brockert Staff,

As you may or may not have been told, I am no longer an employee of Student Housing. Due to an incident that occurred on the evening of April 1, Sherry Nevins, along with Rhonda Viney and Linda Mulroy-Bowden, made the decision to terminate my employment. I may or may not be appealing the decision, as I feel that anything I say in my defense will fall on deaf ears. I wanted you all to hear my side of the story before anything else is released publicly. This is 100% the truth, and I hope it will explain my impending absence better than what Housing will provide, if anything.

On the evening of April 1, a resident of Brockert Hall approached me saying that they had an idea for an April Fools Day prank that they could play on Rachel Wussow, Brockert's Resident Director. The prank consisted of chaining her vehicle to the signpost at her parking spot. At the time, I thought it was a harmless prank, and wouldn't have damaged the car or the signpole, since the chain was connected to the car and pole by plastic zip-ties, and would easily break apart should Rachel not notice the chain. I went down to the front of Brockert and watched as the chain was put on. At no point did I see or hear anything that would indicate malice towards Rachel or the RD position. In addition, a sign was placed on the driver's side window that said "Don't back up", further ensuring that her vehicle would not be damaged. I still believe that no harm could have possibly occurred from the prank other than the minor inconvenience of having to cut her car loose. Housing's Central Staff believes otherwise. During two meetings I had with Sherry and Rachel, Sherry told me that she believed that my intent was malicious and was done out of spite for Rachel. This is simply wrong. I have nothing but respect for Rachel, and believe that she is an outstanding RD and has a very positive rapport with her residents. Had I believed that the prank was malicious in intent, and was designed to personally attack her and/or damage her vehicle, I would have put a stop to it. But because of the nature of the relationship between Rachel and the people involved in the prank, I felt that it would be viewed as what it was: a harmless prank, and that everyone would have a good laugh and eventually forget about it. Apparently I was mistaken.

Central Staff's opinion is that as an RA, I'm responsible for preventing malicious behavior on campus. My arguments that there was, in fact, no malicious intent, indicated by the sign we left, along with the fact that I was only a fringe participant were, in essence, ignored. What wasn't ignored was my unwillingness to divulge the names of the people who were directly involved, which may have saved my job. I'll admit, I was slightly angry during the meetings, and with good reason; they were considering firing me for a completely trivial event. I would understand if I was being fired for providing alcohol to underage residents, or setting a lounge carpet on fire, or one of any hundreds of more severe incidents. Unfortunately, they are my employers, and I must respect their decisions.

So long story short, I will be moving out of 328 on April 17th. I don't know what the plans for staffing my position in the coming weeks will be, but I'm sure it will be taken care of by my capable fellow staff.

If you would like to talk to me, I'll be around on and off for the next few days. If I'm not, give me a call at 342-2012, or leave me a note on my door and I'll find you. I will most likely be moving to another dorm room in a non-circle hall, as I have been informed I cannot move into a different room in Brockert or any room in a circle dorm (Pickard, Brockert, or Hugunin).

To close, I would like to mention how great the men of 3rd North have been this year. I hope that you all have a great final few weeks. I would also like to say that the Brockert staff has been wonderful and I couldn't have asked for a better group of people to work with. Good luck to everyone on finals!


Chris Perry

So yeah, it's a load of crap if you ask me. To be really honest, I'm not that sad that I lost my job, I'm more pissed and sad that the central staff of housing can be that anal and utterly merciless. I pity Sherry Nevins because I can't see how anyone can take a job that seriously. Sad, really. So yeah, I'm looking for a place to live for a month. If you have anything in the PVille area, give me a ring. Snootch.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Sweet tits links!

Check it:

Courtesy of Drew P. Welsch, who is currently holding a large caliber handgun to my crotch demanding a finder's fee... http://www.wright.edu/~travis.doom/

Holla at ya boy, e-style! http://www.ggg-gmail.com/

That's all I got for now. Coming soon: an essay on my near obsessive approval of women's asses...

SOTM: Chevelle - Another Know-it-all

4/4/05

Yeah, I know it's the 5th as I'm typing this, but this post is about yesterday, since I'm heading to bed and thought I should post something.

I played some more HoI2 again. I tried the Barbarossa scenario game and got pretty far before I decided to quit for the night. The winter just set in after I took Moscow, so I'm thinking it's going to be tough to reach my final objectives for the "strategic victory" by Dec 30 1941 (it's mid October right now).

I went to a RA development program yesterday evening, it was pretty pointless, but it's always at least marginally fun to hang out with my fellow RAs. RAs generally are good people, and it's one of the few things I'll miss about the job next year. I've made a lot of friends working as an RA, and I believe I've become a much more friendly and outgoing person during the two years I've worked for Housing. But it's time for a change, now that I'm getting really sick of all the pointless and mundane stuff I've had to do this year.

To those of you who I haven't told yet, I'm getting an apartment with two of my best friends next semester. My roommates will be Ryan Lynch and Drew Welsch, Ryan is a former resident of mine who is currently an RA in the dorm nextdoor to Brockert (where I work), and Drew is a current resident. We've determined through rigorous scientific testing (confirmed by a third party research firm) that our apartment is going to rock like no other. Church.

I just discovered a band that I'd heard of before but never listened to at all: The Clash. Now I know why they're considered one of the better bands of the 70s.

So overall, I'm pretty pumped right now. I have to get up at 6:30 tomorrow to give plasma in Dubuque ($50 a week baby!) so I shall quit typing. Catch you on the flip side...

SOTM: The Clash - Rock the Casbah

Sunday, April 03, 2005

I need motivation

See above. Jason K keeps pestering me to blog, but I never seem to get around to it, mostly because I don't think most people would be interested in what's going on in my life, but I think this'll be good for me because it will allow me to look back and remember what I did yesterday because I usually don't remember. It's not that I'm doing things to my body that causes me to forget, it's just that I don't care enough to remember...

So anyway, this week was uneventful. Got a whole lot of relaxing done, which on it's own is a pretty good way to spend my time. Like I said, if nothing traumatizing or super stressful happens in my life, I'll just forget the boring parts.

Ah, one thing I want to mention is my obsession with the PC game Hearts of Iron II. It's a WW2 strategy game which lets you play any nation that was sovereign at that time. Here's a link for those interested: http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/hearts-of-iron-2/585528p1.html
I've tried Australia, Venezuela, New Zealand, USA, France, and I'm currently playing as Germany. Pretty much anything can happen, and does. In my current game, I played as Germany and invaded Czechslovakia with my Austrian allies in March of 1936. Shortly thereafter, the POLISH declared war on me, along with the French. So I'm fighting against the Polish in the east, and the allies on the west. It's going to be tough, but it goes to show you that history doesn't always repeat itself.

I'll try to remember to mention a song that's caught my ear recently with every post, since it seems to be the thing to do.

SOTM (song of the moment): The Clash - Lost in the Supermarket